Wow so I got subsumed with responses to my offers to sell people things. This post is now where I will be selling things. I will keep updates on what's up for bidding on, what's been sold and who to. It'll be dynamically updated, so, check back frequently if you're interested!

So here's how we do it. I keep dynamic updates on who's interested in what, and what I'm charging. You confirm any offers you've made, or make me a new offer, in the comments. For example, if I said that xxxx and yyyy want starscream for seven pounds, and you're xxxx, you leave me a comment saying "i can confirm i'll give you seven pounds for starscream" and then i can confirm it and negotiate with you in person. Please do include the name of the toy you want and the price, explicitly, just to keep this easy. Until you confirm a toy, I'll keep the sale open. Note that I'm going a lot of deals on orders with multiple toys. If a deal is dependent on you getting a toy, specify this in your comment. Obviously, the highest price wins.


Henkei Mirage - SOLD to syntia_13 as part of a larger order.

Henkei Starscream - Available individually to Syntia_13 as part of her order, or as part of the whole trine to scream_of_stars for £40.

Henkei Thundercracker - Available as part of the whole trine to scream_of_stars for £40, individually to obsoletereality for £20, or with Skywarp to obsoletereality for £35.

Henkei Skywarp - Available as part of the whole trine to scream_of_stars for £40, individually to obsoletereality for £20, or with Skywarp to obsoletereality for £35.

Henkei Prime - Sold to maffyteacake


Classics Skyfire - Sold to maffyteacake
Classics Prowl - Available for £7, awaiting confirmation from scream_of_stars.
Classics Sideswipe - Available for £7, awaiting confirmation from scream_of_stars.
Classics Ironhide - sold to syntia_13 as part of a bigger order.
Classics Starscream - Pending confirmation, sold to scream_of_stars for £7.
Classics Bluestreak - Pending confirmation, sold to scream_of_stars for £7.

Animated Blitzwing - Pending confirmation, sold to scream_of_stars for £8, or with starscream and soundwave for £20.
Animated Starscream - Pending confirmation, sold to scream_of_stars for £8, or with blitzwing and soundwave for £20.
Animated Soundwave - Pending confirmation, sold to scream_of_stars for £8, or with starscream and blitzwing for £20.
Animated Blackarachnia - sold to syntia_13 as part of a larger order.

Robot Heroes Starscream - Pending confirmation, sold to scream_of_stars for £2.

Movieverse Jazz -  sold to syntia_13 as part of a larger order.
Movieverse Jet dude - sold to syntia_13 as part of a larger order.

Shattered glass comic - Sold to maffyteacake

completely contradicting what i wrote in my last post, lol no i'm not writing. i thought i was but i'm not. at the very least, i'm taking a break from this fandom.

i didn't sign up for high school lol ttyl

Okay, so after the whole of summer writing and deleting and writing and deleting, I guess that puts The Golden Age and its Enemies officially on hiatus. I have some other projects that are just forcing themselves into the foreground and I'm cockblocked to death on TGAE. So instead, you should hopefully be seeing some Anthemverse appearing, plus a new project that I haven't started yet but will hopefully be short enough for me to ride the enthusiasm wave all the way to the end. Since I haven't written anything yet, I won't say anything more than that's it's TFA and it will make me just so unpopular.

So uh... sorry y'all who were gunning for more TGAE in the near future. I have NOT abandoned it, but the stuff I've been trying to write for it has just been such low quality, and I would rather stay thirsty than drink from the cup of mediocrity. <3

However, since I won't be TGAEing, I WILL be writing! Hurrah!

When the rest of humanity does a meme, and then months pass and they forget about it, then I find it and I do it.

( It's that pairings meme! )

Written for nkfloofiepoof  in some meme . The pairing was MiragexThundercracker, and the prompt was broken promises. This would have been porn but then the the prompt was all AAAANGST so no porn. ._.

( You're a little late tonight, Thundercracker~ )

LOOK WHO JUST RECOVERED FROM HER MONTH OF WRITERS' BLOCK

Damn that was unpleasant. I'm getting TGAE back on track over the next few days, but in the meantime here's some new Edoverse. There is a PG-rated version up at my ff.net, but this version is more than a little NC-17. Written for my darling spotlight_noa <3


Title: Kiseru
Series: Edoverse
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Megatron x Shockwave
Author's Note: Lol Starscream. The prompt for this one was "pipe". Ojiisan means grandfather; minna-san means everyone; hayaku means hurry. -kou is a suffix meaning "Lord".


( The most loyal spy in the world~ )

Stolen ostensibly from flight_wo_wings , but basically everyone but me has done this <3;

Name a character from one of my fandoms and I'll give you:

(a) three facts about them from my personal canon/fanon
(b) a reason he/she sucks
(c) a reason he/she is awesomecakes
(d) five things that never happened to that character and/or
(e) five people that character never fell in love with and why

17:08:42 Noa at Work: Oil Slick's design has changed at the drop of a hat though. XD
17:08:51 Noa at Work: His boxart, his show design, and his comic design? All drastically different
17:09:28 Noa at Work: Like his original design had his helmet filled with liquid (lolwut)...
17:09:40 Noa at Work: Which would be awkward and pointless.
17:09:49 Noa at Work: Because he can't talk... XD
17:12:49 Noa at Work: I mean, what would that really accomplish? XD

17:13:06 Vienna: ....XDDDDDDDDDDDD
17:13:09 Vienna: FAIL

17:13:12 Noa at Work: His helmet is to keep him from getting chemicals inside his body! That's it. XD

17:13:12 Vienna: omg
17:13:13 Vienna: he
17:13:18 Vienna: he'd talk like seaspray
17:13:21 Vienna: [cracks up]

17:13:23 Noa at Work: ...
17:13:24 Noa at Work: UGH

17:13:28 Vienna: [lmfaoing]

17:13:30 Noa at Work: UGGH

17:13:31 Vienna: XDDDD!!!

17:13:35 Noa at Work: THAT IS AWFUL
17:13:36 Noa at Work: XD

17:13:40 Vienna: IT'S HILARIOUS
17:13:43 Vienna: XDDDDD
17:13:56 Vienna: he'd open his mouth to speak and it'd just be like
17:14:00 Vienna: RWLRLRLWLRWLRLWRLWRLWLRLWLRWR!
17:14:19 Vienna: (I AM MURLOC)

17:15:01 Noa at Work: dshfjksdfjkds fHSDKFJDSKF
17:15:02 Noa at Work: XD
17:15:06 Noa at Work: omg it's so true. D:

17:15:29 Vienna: XDDDD


If you don't know the song in question, click here. Picture Oil Slick attempting to speak with his helmet full of liquid while you listen. :D

Title: Sparkfelt
Series: Seems to be G1, but I had the IDW designs in mind.
Rating: F for fluff (G)
Pairing: Hound x Mirage
Author's Note:This is essentially a transcript of a real, RL conversation I had with spotlight_noa . <_<; I even narrated the little ** actions from the chat log. The only changes I made were for the sake of the context. ...♥ :3
( Hideously sappy, but every word is sincere~ )


I don't even need to write fic any more! I can just narrate my conversations with Noa! :3;;;

I've been meaning to do this for a while now, and both spotlight_noa  and trenchcoatkid  have told me to, so here goes. :3

Toys

Encore: 
Red Alert
Jazz
Prowl
Skywarp
Soundwave (Toys R Us special edition with Ravage and Lazerbeak)

Henkei:
Mirage
Starscream
Thundercracker
Skywarp
Ramjet
Optimus Prime

Classics/Universe:
Skyfire
Starscream
Prowl
Ironhide
Sideswipe
Bluestreak

Animated:
Jazz
Prowl
Blurr
Sentinel Prime
Jetfire & Jetstorm
Blackarachnia
Blitzwing
Starscream
Soundwave

Robot Heroes:
Arcee
Frenzy
Starscream
Mirage

Movieverse:
Jazz
Some kind of camouflaged jet whose name i don't even remember

Fun fact: I bought both TF07 toys for the sake of buying something at the store with the word "Transformers" written on it. :3;

Comics (in no particular order)

Transformers: Beginnings
Rise of Safeguard (TFA)
Some DW issue dated July 1
Shattered Glass 3
Devastation B, RI
Escalation RI

All Hail Megatron:
1 A, Retail Exclusive
2 A
3 A
4 A
5 A, B, RI
6 A
7 A
8 A, A, RI
9 A
10 A and B

Spotlight: 
Drift B
Jazz B
Blurr B
Optimus Prime RI

...All this list has told me is that I really need to go to a comic book store T_T!

This is just a note to say that I will not write TGAE 5 until May 19th, after the last of my final examinations. Please be patient with me these few weeks while I study and pass my exams, and I will have the new chapter posted by June 1st at the very, very latest! This potential delay of over ten days is simply because it will be my birthday on June 2nd, and the May Expo (to which I want to cosplay) is on May 24th/25th, and so between costume-making, cake-baking and restaurant-booking, I may be slow to write.

So please hold me accountable for June 1st!

Vienna♪♫

After all the panic that's been occurring lately, I can't help but feel that there is something wonderfully, truthfully sane of that British custom of making a nice cup of tea and feeling better.

Too bad this seems to require British culture in the tea-drinker to work I will bring tea! 8D

It will be fine, darlings. ♥♥♥

Moooaaar Edoverse, again written in thermalflare 's prompt game, what fun.
Prompts: 'He had this system for getting exactly what he wanted out of people.'
'He may have been young, but he wasn’t stupid.'
'the way he made tea'
and an extra one, 'the smell of fresh mint'.


Title: Pickled Plum
Pairing: None, implied TCxWarp. Starscreamcentric
Continuity: Edoverse
Wordcount: 779
Rating: R
Warning: Torture, sadism.

( Just eat a pickled plum, and it will make everything better~ )

This is, apparently, the sort of conversations I end up having when talking to my beta at 6am without having slept: 

05:57:46 thermalflare: I just sent you a quote involving Batman getting head from Nightwing and you ask me that?!?!

Awesome. >3

Written in my role as Noa's writefag @_@ I just sat down and drummed out over two thousand words of porn on the spot for him. D: 

Title: Metronome
Pairing: JazzxSoundwave
Continuity: TFA
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Music as a kink. STICKY

( Beating out stricture, binding to the tempo~ )

So, Vani has recently got me addicted to piratecronians, as invented by seiberwing  and also written by the Vani herself. This got me thinking along the lines of humanized!AUs. Now these things are so prone to fail it hurts; but I couldn't resist it.
I'm a Japanese student.
I ship Prowl and Yoketron forever.
Lockdown would make a fantastic ronin.

It just progressed from there. Now I have a feudal Japanese AU and it's completely out of control, and has set up camp in my headspace. Actually, forget setting up camp; it's planted rice fields and has its own daimyo.

My darlingthermalflare  talked me into taking on an incredible writing prompt game thing this evening. The idea is that she gives me a prompt and I get writing. After a while, she gives me another sentence. I have to suddenly include it, and keep writing. After another period of time, she gives me a sentence fragment, and I must work it into one of my full sentences.

Mine were: 
Prompt 1: 'He swore on his mother's grave, but then he swore on just about anything.'
Prompt 2: 'He decided that the only solution was to seduce him.'
Sentence fragment: 'the stain on the wall'

And here is the resulting fic, the very first Edoverse story. <3

Title: A Fair Transaction
Pairing: SwindlexLockdown
Continuity: Edoverse
Wordcount: 1004
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For the sake of atmosphere, I use a bit of Japanese in the dialogue. For those that aren't great big weeaboos, here's a key: Domo arigatou gozaimashita = a very very formal thank you; Hontou ni = really/is that so; Chotto matte = wait a minute; Ja = "right!". If any of the above is wrong, it's because I'm going to fail my Japanese exam. C: 

( Are you sure they're Ming..? )

Title: CHAPTER FOUR:The Golden Age and its Enemies - The Decline and Fall of Cybertron
Series: G1/IDW (TGAEverse/AU)
Rating: G for this chapter - NC-17
Pairing(s): None/Implied Starscream/Skyfire for this chapter - MiragexProwl, MiragexThundercracker, MiragexHound, StarscreamxThundercrackerxSkywarp, SoundwavexJazz, OCxOC, other
Warnings: None for this chapter - drug use by mechanical beings, non-con, pederasty, character death and other
Other: Note that units of time are standardized here. Thank you

thermalflare for beta'ing. <3

 

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( ☆Chapter four )

Argh. I take back everything mean I ever said about G1 continuity; consistency is hard! D: I think I have already slightly contradicted myself about the role of the Primes; luckily I think I've also just about fixed it, so that's all right <_<; I'll have to plan the rest out more carefully I think. This is exciting! X3

Title: Liontamer
Series: G1
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: CyclonusxGalvatron
Author's Note: Written for vani_nessa  in exchange for deliciousness of a Prowlish and Miragey nature. <333 I hope you like it, bb :3 PWP, Dominant!Cyclonus. Bondage, D/s, teasing, electrified crops. All the good stuff. <3

( A deft hand with a whip~ )

x-posted to me_drivecar  and team_chaar